Don’t be such a lame cunt

You can use the Kindle app on your phone, PC, tablet, etc.

You can use the Kindle app on your phone, PC, tablet, etc.

Vocal fry annoys me, but it baffles me that people think it’s a female thing.

I’m getting married in three months, and we have to invite her.

Consider your male colleagues. Do you think they hesitate to shit in public restrooms?

Your kid should never, ever feel tricked by you.

Holy shit

After all, when you look at your kid who “turned out fine” after you had a few drinks, you can’t know if the kid would have been a little smarter or a little healthier if you had abstained

Age discrimination is not illegal in most places.

If he’s not her supervisor he has no right to ‘sit’ with an employee and tell her she is out of line.

I work for a very real, very large company. No dress code.

I don’t care if it’s “their issue” or not,

Good old Lawful Evil

I’m seeing $230 for the M80

I’m seeing $230 for the M80

oh god that sounds exhausting

We both love each other deeply and are committed to being together forever.

You can think it’s stupid and successful at the same time.

I’ll take the death

Studies show that 100% of people who eat food die.

You Americans are animals. Shoes in your bathroom!?