Well, if the school board doesn’t want me to have sex...

And yet, if the baby got drunk off the mini-bar everyone would be yelling “Why didn’t you just put the baby in the safe?”!

What makes a “sensory issue” genuine?

I can just imagine what my father would have said if I demanded my chicken be prepared a certain way...

I’m quite confident that if I ever lose my office job and have to do customer-service, I will end up in jail.

Media and fiction do a good job of convincing dudes that if they aren’t the athletic alpha male, they must be the misunderstood, sweet, romantic geek. Nope, guess what, you are just an unathletic asshole.

Edit: responded to wrong comment

The dude is ridiculous but so was Hitler and look at all he accomplished

If the issue is just an interview, why not use a telephone or video conferencing?...

And EDM fight is like...actually, no, there is no similie that can describe it, because there is noting lamer than an EDM fight. I feel like a giant loser just for reading about it.

But if you don’t use labels you’re such a whimsical free spirit! That’s why I rarely use nouns, I just point at things and grunt.

Wanna know which way Kristen Stewart is swinging these days?

They are much less formal - which doesn’t mean they aren’t classy!

Isn’t that what Thought Catalogue is for?

We all owned them, and we all pretend to have never owned them.

Cersei Lannister is not looking well

Are you by any chance a twelve year old boy?

Youths!

Darake is your example of a strong man? God help us.

i wonder if they even realize that children that are 6 years old like different things than what 9 year olds like.