Yup.

I hate that Chrome for tablets doesn’t have a ‘close all tabs’ option.

Is it transphobic to never, ever want to hear from or about her again?

Demanding that someone else change their lifepath is a pretty douchey dying wish.

About once a month I have a flashback to my college days where I realize “She was in to me!” Man, I am bad at cues.

You don’t have to do it on a phone.

That dude who brings the bleep boop sure told that other dude that brings the bleep bloop

I don’t disagree with the sentiment, but that read like it was written by a grad school essay generator.

I like you

I need this

“Girls were calling all day,”

You’re a fucking idiot.

I don’t think we should immediately dismiss rape claims, but I also don’t think we should believe them whenever they tell their story.

One weird point is Noah’s dismissiveness about the importance of social media protesting. He says, “People are now allowed to protest in their underwear. That almost defies what protesting should be about.” Not really.

Platonic showers are a thing!

Keep a hair clip in the shower, doofus.

I find it difficult to believe you actually have human emotions.

If you’re going to cook on tin foil, just stay home and use you easy bake oven.

People who photo/video themselves doing yoga are the worst. I applaud this cat.

If the bill is higher I add tip when I close out.