That would definitely lead to an “inhibited vehicular control condition”

Pros: It looks better than the last one, by a lot.

It’s okay, because as a Corvette owner, “I know what I have...”

You’re always jumping to conclusions...

• Porsche 911 Turbo because when it’s all said and done, it will very likely represent the finest representation in history of an ICE vehicle.

My immediate reaction to this article before getting to this post was the Granada. The Granada did absolutely nothing well. One of the scariest drives I’ve ever done was drive one of those from New Jersey to Philadelphia, at night, in the rain in the 80s.

Man that is just gorgeous. The English really are amazing at a couple of auto-related things:

The Ford Granada.

The first time I flew into New Orleans was about 2002, and all I saw was water. I said to myself then, “Man, it’s a miracle this place hasn’t turned itself into part of the Gulf of Mexico.” Three years later, Katrina hit, and I felt like a schmuck for even thinking what I thought.

Roughly 20 years ago, I took a flight and for some strange reason the aircraft was a legacy (even for then) 727, not the typical DC-9 MD-80 that route was known for. This was a coach seat and it was wide, comfortable, and had a ton of leg room; it was definitely more “luxurious” than today’s cattle-cars. I miss the…

I see what you did there.

Robert Aaron Glenn, you are a human scumbag and the world would be a better place without you.

It looks like it caught on fire right when or shortly after the parachute deploys, before it reaches the inferno that he’s supposed to drive through unscathed. Some people like to live on the edge I guess.

Holy cow, those were RWD? I had no clue. And a 0-60 of 30 seconds?!?

The box-truck driver is obnoxious on many levels. Even before the abrupt stop after he realizes what a dolt he is, he backs up on a public roadway, makes a turn into the opposite lane of the perpendicular roadway, proceeds with his tomfoolery to hit the bridge, then halts for an indeterminate amount of time. He’s…

Jason Cammisa is fantastic.

I have a Ford Expedition that’s been in the shop for going on three weeks for... wait for it... warranty work.

Yeah I guess I just I guessed that it was a nerd thing to know 🤷. I guessed wrong, I guess.

I was surprised when I encountered a millennial working in IT who:

When these came out, there was a humour GIF circulated in my company that “hyped” the next vehicle up from this, called the Pilgrimage. It was awesome.