You know what, I’m going to copy&paste a really good post I saw on Tumblr. Not my words, but I wish they were because they are so right.

I’d say depending on who you marry, you’re more likely to cut out early :D

Ok, so he can smash Beetles. *khun khun* Could he handle a Viper?

For sheer ease of use and inexpensive re-entry into vinyl, it’s tough to beat the Audio-Technica AT-LP60. Bulletproof, userproof, and with an integrated phono preamp for under $100 it’s pretty much my go-to recommendation for friends looking to get started.

Now, there’s also the Moto X Play, and it is all about the battery—an absolutely monstrous $3,630 mAh battery.

Code brown. I repeat: code brown.

This story still isn’t trending on my facebook feed. There are at least 10 stories more talked about than this one. Including a video of a swarm of flies, hulk hogan losing a wrestling contract (he had one?), and photos of some football player’s Rolls-Royce. We don’t even care anymore. Just shoot away, everyone.

So true.

Thanks Obama!

“Look Dave, I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.”

This was my favorite of the joke submissions that I saw:

Wow, they really did a good Jabban that...

He mistook Gizmodo for Jalopnik.