Slowdrivings2000
Slowdrivings2000
Slowdrivings2000

“Why is this night more miserable than all other nights?”

COTD. Already.

You should see my horsepower numbers, they're yuuuuge!

Then it would include a comb over convertible top.

This is literally if Donald Trump was a car.

I love the wording. Just that, just...in general. Yes. Lol

I know I’m not answering the question exactly, but I can’t resist:

Bernie pretends to enjoy ice cream: AWWW, WHAT A GREAT GUY.

Username doesn’t check out.

When I lived in FL, I’d set the cruise control at 89 on the turnpike during my morning commute. I would still have to frequently yield the passing lane to let people by me.

Relative to the speed at which our solar system is rotating around the center of the Milky Way, 90mph is pretty damn slow.

Right?

Most surprising part of the headline.