Slowdrivings2000
Slowdrivings2000
Slowdrivings2000

Bets on who’s next? The serial killer known as 2016 still has another 4 days to go.

“Why is this night more miserable than all other nights?”

COTD. Already.

You should see my horsepower numbers, they're yuuuuge!

Then it would include a comb over convertible top.

This is literally if Donald Trump was a car.

“Ah the rolling, majestic beauty of Iowa.” - No one. Ever.

I love the wording. Just that, just...in general. Yes. Lol

I know I’m not answering the question exactly, but I can’t resist:

*As of February 2016.

I’m not sure if I love this show or hate it. I watch every week and talk about it endlessly online, with friends and family but I feel like I’m complaining about the stupid shit that takes place far more than I ever talk about what makes the show cool.

Bernie pretends to enjoy ice cream: AWWW, WHAT A GREAT GUY.

If everyone he drove home was even drunker than he was, isn’t it still a net positive?

#rationalizationFTW

Now, this is a story all about how

Go home crane, you’re drunk.

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