Slowdrivings2000
Slowdrivings2000
Slowdrivings2000

Step 1: Find three other people willing to bone me (at the same time)

Has its own weather system!

It’s like an orange on a toothpick!

Head! Move!

You win this day!

In your monogrammed thermos

When I was in third grade, I drew a Countach in my notebook and the teacher got mad at me so I blamed in on my friend. Then in 5th grade I brought my Hot Wheels collection to Sunday School and the pastor took my rocket car called Hellraiser and wouldn’t give it back. But the worst...the worst of all...was the time I

nah...she actually does have alcohol in her.

I read that her name is Natalie Light?

a rare medical condition called “auto-brewery syndrome,” in which the woman’s digestive system converts common food carbohydrates into alcohol.

And if all that doesn’t put you in the buying mood, the car comes equipped with a Playstation 2. Yes, A PLAYSTATION TWO.