Slowdrivings2000
Slowdrivings2000
Slowdrivings2000

DING-DONG MOTHERFUCKERS!

Enhance!

The perpetrator...

Father!

The ruling is a victory for Phua, but also for anyone who doesn’t fancy the idea that his Comcast repairman might actually be conducting a federal investigation.

I just remembered a great one! Last month, my friend - who is the chillest, least confrontational, most mild-mannered person in the whole world - was visiting Israel and he ran into some German lady who was like, “Why can’t there just be peace?” My friend was all, “Yeah, totally” (my friend and I are both Jewish but

If you had enough money for an F1, you might even be able to get away with having your wife and girlfriend in the same car!

I believe that’s called the Monaco Paradox.

Rage, Rage, Rage, against the dying of the pike.

I can just picture how awesome it’d be having a Nintendo in the car for a long road trip. The hours would just fly by, and you’d finally have almost finished that game you could never manage to beat at home. And the car hits a pothole and then...

Yo dawg, we heard you like renders...

6... God’s slept his lazy ass on the 7th.

Yeah, yeah, that’s cool- GIVE US THE S660/S1000 TOO!!!

I can’t believe I just read an entire article about the third row of seats in a car I will never own.

It’s a Ferrari. I’m pretty sure it’ll take care of it.

Buy this for $45,000 now. The handling, the VTEC, the 6 speed manual, the timeless shape, the Senna connection, the pussy-magnet-yellow, the cassette player! The NSX has it all!

I haven't seen him murder something that bad since he and Razzle decided to go to the liquor store.