Lane departure warning. As in don’t depart from the right lane if you’re not passing.

Luigi death stare. Flying a plane.

Must have been 1.5 pounds low in one of the tires.

Goddammit. I left the ez pass in the other car!

No. We speed up and turn the wipers on.

And they still didn't use a turn signal.

Duh. You gift it to your cryogenically frozen children.

Yes. Yes it is.

Kid Rock bitch. What!

Wanted for questioning.

My bad. Shits been ruff lately.

Only if one of the tires are 1.5 lbs low.

No more Black Friday, it will just be shoot an unarmed minority every Friday.

Three shall the count be. Four is WAY out.

No, thankfully the tentacle porn survived.

I’m waiting for the tavarish article.