Miss piggy likes the green fingers.

They could have just painted it black and let a cop shoot it within the first twelve hours.

Karl Urban was doing a yeomans work to correct the errors.

Yeah. Pretty sure they as a matter of fact did retract the article. Could be me overlooking something but hey! Who knows?

And don’t get me started on how they treat Navy Seals.

Go fast.

The cake is a lie

Now what he said was chopper sic him... But in my adolescent ears, what I heard was “chopper, sic balls”

I think they were alright with being resigned to amateur status over dying.

Probably because it’s a bad idea to leave a car running in a garage.

Who would win in a wrestling match?

We're gonna get sooooo busted!

You misspelled “don’t do it while black”

And as such, he should be buried.

CODE BROWN!

I already have two drop cams and a nest protect that do this. What’s the difference?