Miss piggy likes the green fingers.

Go fast.

I think they were alright with being resigned to amateur status over dying.

Probably because it’s a bad idea to leave a car running in a garage.

Who would win in a wrestling match?

You misspelled “don’t do it while black”

And as such, he should be buried.

CODE BROWN!

I call shenanigans. A crv couldn’t take off like that if it was a car full of cops chasing a black man who actually committed a crime.

Good job whitewashing the murders that gwb caused though.

Didn’t solve the mystery of the haunted phone that can’t shoot in landscape though.

That char broil grill straight sucks. Mine rusted out in less than a year and the igniter stopped working shortly after that.

That char broil grill straight sucks. Mine rusted out in less than a year and the igniter stopped working shortly…

You’re pretty good for a quadraped.

That is just beauty.

Infiniti anything. Vq37!

Drug my children? Why would I waste perfectly good drugs and money on a child when I as a responsible adult would enjoy the drugs FAR MORE!!!

Apologize profusely?