Slowdrivings2000
Slowdrivings2000
Slowdrivings2000

better get Lojack.

Usually with some vanilla ice.

yep. You're sure gonna show them. That'll learn them real good and put them out of business. Give them the beans for sure.

in bed.

in bed.

#disbish

Sounds like my partying days in nyc.

Truer words were never spoken. I've received multiple bottles of bourbon and scotch which the Missus definitely hates the smell of.

my god. The amount of cleaning I've done in my house while dancing to the footloose soundtrack on record whilst drunk....

but those girls let you do teh but secks stuff!

all seriousness... Kudos for your health care system. It's a beautiful thing and if the asshole insurance companies actually cared about people over profit, we could hope to accomplish something like you have. Good sir, I bow to that.

live in peace without an army and apologize profusely for being America's hat?

Uh no. You're not responsible anything unless you're ice skating on a frozen pond of maple syrup.

on her chin is always enjoyable.

I'M NOT YOUR PAL GUY!!!

Ahhhhhh. Hasidic style.

I'm not your buddy, pal!

or be a cop and murder a black man.

I don't see the issue with that.

Mother natures Orlove?