I masturbated before I read this article.

It's not a four hundred dollar ticket. It's a four hundred dollar toll.

Ummmmm, Go Florida? You out Florida'd yourself on this one. Now if the nurse kidnapped both of them, then we'd have a story!

you glorious bastard.

Go home cross cab. You're drunk.

Modern cars have a problem with safety regulations.

which bloke left the bindle of glassines at her feet?

you mean the leather wrapped air vents!?!?

Maricopa county,Az..... Um. Fuck Joe arpaio.

Just Americas inverted appendix. A vestigial organ with no real function.

not gonna lie... Just got a bit dusty in here. GO SCHUMI!!!!!!

So I fucked your mom in her ass. What's your point?

I'm Mitch McConnell and my disgusting chicken neck approves this message.

I don't get it. I had mine delivered to my doorstep.

S2000 for the cost vs reliability factor.