who stores porn? It's all available!

What does parkinsons have to do with cars? I mean show me a liquor ad, and I get it.

#notallplanets

some people get the reference.

But can you have teh sexytimes with it?

I don't see the issue with that.

you apparently haven't read the EULA.

Electric fuckaloo two. The secret is in booze.

You should have told them that a black man was attacking you and you are a white woman. Amazing how fast they respond to that .

Mother natures Orlove?

The only thing that died was artistic integrity in that scene.

Pee wee!

I masturbated before I read this article.

No one is saying the watch is racist. But ferguson police are very interested .

Well that's because you live in California and Asians suck as drivers. We here in new York call them inbreeding hasidics.

MerMAN

It's not a four hundred dollar ticket. It's a four hundred dollar toll.

Ummmmm, Go Florida? You out Florida'd yourself on this one. Now if the nurse kidnapped both of them, then we'd have a story!

People in this town have a peculiar manner of driving.