you glorious bastard.

Go home cross cab. You're drunk.

way too gimmicky. Ergonomics look like hell. Zyliss for the win. http://www.amazon.com/Zyliss-Palm-He…

grandma's boy.

I went out and bought my own headset with an integrated mute button. I don't trust the one on the base.

See, but he prefaced it by saying "at the risk of sounding racist...." that inherently means that it's going to be racist.

The mute button is the reason why I still have a job.

Modern cars have a problem with safety regulations.

Actually that's how I spell my penis. It's just longer than everyone else's.

which bloke left the bindle of glassines at her feet?

you mean the leather wrapped air vents!?!?

Maricopa county,Az..... Um. Fuck Joe arpaio.

I'm sorry, shouldn't you be trolling on bgr.com?

Just Americas inverted appendix. A vestigial organ with no real function.

sweet :-/ now I can get the runs without all that pesky chewing.

not gonna lie... Just got a bit dusty in here. GO SCHUMI!!!!!!

So I fucked your mom in her ass. What's your point?

I'm Mitch McConnell and my disgusting chicken neck approves this message.

Wow. You sound like a dick.