Ken Imhoff would have built a real one.

You may not score many points for your drinking ability but you score huge points for being able to laugh at yourself and being willing to post this on Jalop. Bravo.

@spiegel1- A Midsummer Night's Drift: Bravo. That needs to be used ALOT.

So how do the folks that were defending assembly line work as skilled labor worthy of $26/hr explain how much skill it takes to do a job that can still be done while drunk or stoned?

@Elhigh: If you ring up a score of $400 you should definitely be riding a bicycle.

@Elhigh: I don't think that is their annual amount, I think that is purchase price for a new or used car.

Suggested Car Value: $7,140.11

@moeblw: A few years ago when my nephew was 8 he asked for "an ipod and an MP3 player" for Christmas. So he didn't really know what they were but he knew he wanted them... sigh.

Very well done. A richly deserved COTD.

@SlowMo:

Audi S5 rear end?

@Scandinavian Flick: I agree. There are even some people who believe that F1 racers have become more aggressive and less gentlemanly because they know that their cars are so spectacularly safe. If you know that touching wheels would likely result in a fatal accident you'd be a lot more cautious about slamming the…

@fhrblig: poetic justice.

@Scandinavian Flick: yep, that is why air bags are so powerful as to hurt you when they go off. The lawyers and lawmakers, in ther infinite wisdom, made the requirements apply to all passengers, even if they are unbelted.

Wow.

I'll say it- This car needs some Bangle in it.

/lost in translation

@Scandinavian Flick: I remembered that thread but how the hell did you find it again?

@Dirt Pirate: I don't know, some of those violent men look tan, they might be immigrants. Better check their ids.

@Dawgvet06: Is that a Tea Party poster?