@Bustedknuckles: Well, thanks to the Supreme Court ruling that Companies should have the same rights as people, we really could vote for Enron-Halliburton in 2012! or maybe it will be FOX-Exxon! At least then we will be able to skip the pretense.

@Autoghost: I think most wagons are fantastic but I have come to accept the fact that we are a unique enclave of wagon aficionados around here. [jalopnik.com]

@Optixtruf: It made perfect sense and the wagon analogy is spot on.

Reason #1292 why old school chrome bumpers are superior to plastic ones.

@phor11: I totally agree, the other day Newt Gingrich said he understood why someone threw a brick through the window of a congressman's office because the congressman had voted in favor of the healthcare bill. Newt should be horrified and embarrassed, these idiots are really dragging politics to a place where we…

@bruno14ct001: That raises the only true jalop-option: Opel GTe30.

@Buickboy92: thank you. I need to go back to remedial interwebz class.

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: I didn't mean to imply that they weren't, sorry if it came across that way. I agree that they probably are far more understanding than most motorists. As someone who rides a bicycle and used to ride a motorcycle I just find it interesting that as a bicyclist my life is valued somewhere…

@SlowMo: nope. screw it. you get the point.

@SlowMo: another crap image! how about this one?

TDI!

@SlowMo: how do I keep managing to upload the lowest quality images ever?

Elise- brilliant car and even my eco-hippy tendencies (and wife) can be happy with the efficiency.

.

@Baby beater Benz: Amen! A number of the new "mid-size" offerings like the Taurus and the Buick LaCrosse look normal in an ad and then you see them on the street and they're HUGE. Really intimidatingly large if you drive a tiny NA Miata or other small car. Whatever happened to Mid-size?

I think it is interesting to read the "Burn in Hell" and "Pound him up the Ass in prison" comments. How many of you would be this fired up if it was a bunch of spandex wearing bicyclists?

@Ben Wojdyla: The Aurora was a really nice package and looked great. It seemed so typical of GM to kill Olds when they had arguably the best car in all of GM's lineup.

@CaptMatt15 is Alfa Crazy!: ooh, I have to second this one too (god, I'm embarrassed to own alot of the cars being listed). I'm generally very anti-SUV (because most people really don't use them) but, damn, those just look like such great tonka toys. It is such a funny package of impracticality masquerading as…

@JayBrizzle: seconded. If they made it as a real wagon we might have bought one instead of a used Matrix for the family car.

@Ed_NYC: Just get one. I recently got one for cheap and I know I look silly driving it, everyone does, but I don't care. Every drive is fun. You run it to the redline almost all the time, even when you're not trying to mess around. It really is the best racecar masquerading as a hairdresser's car ever. They are so…