After teaching five years of cadaver-based human anatomy labs at university, I can honestly say that it is equally horrifying-sad-hilarious how poorly people understand reproductive anatomy.

I wonder why this guy gets ridiculed in the article while the girl who was charged $300+ on Halloween (and her birthday) was to get our sympathy. Granted, she gave us a few more details (that she couldn't pay her rent because of the Uber bill) and got lots of donations to cover the cost. Does it merely come down to…

Can they just make a film adaptation of Assassins already?

I am at a loss to name a worse big budget musical.

In the late 90's, I worked a shall-remain-nameless global bank in Sydney. This particular year, the xmas party was held in the very opulent ballroom of a luxe hotel nearby. The bank had had an extremely good year, and the party was off the hook.

I think Allison Janey would have been a better fit for the role, personally. But that's because she's a perfect fit for any role in the world.

Anyone who doesn't think Bush was a bad guy needs to revisit the interview he did with Tucker Carlson in 1999, where he mocked a woman on death row whose execution he was being pressured to stay. When you stun Tucker Fucking Carlson with your degree of dicktitude, you know you're an asshole.

Well shit, now they have to re-write the whole fifth season of Downton Abbey.

That's as fun story, but fundamentally that place was understaffed, which isn't fair to the workers or the customers. 45 minutes isn't a reasonable waiting time for a burger, even during rush hour.

Waiter, *angrily*: "Well, maybe I will come to your country then. And eat all of your bread!"

I'm disturbed by the lack of the prefix "-ex".

Any Ayn Rand books on his bookshelf

Secret shoppers are the goddamn worst.

That and he honestly enjoyed his meal and wasn't an entitled douchebag. That's a Good Thing.

I don't TRY to do it, but if I have to poop at a guys house (or if he's at mine) I poop. I figure if he can't handle me pooping/knowing that I poop etc he probably doesn't deserve to see me naked.

I was thinking more of Brooks and Jake.

Celebrity Edition!

I hesitate to say this, but some coleslaw is not made with mayo.