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Can they just make a film adaptation of Assassins already?

I am at a loss to name a worse big budget musical.

In the late 90's, I worked a shall-remain-nameless global bank in Sydney. This particular year, the xmas party was held in the very opulent ballroom of a luxe hotel nearby. The bank had had an extremely good year, and the party was off the hook.

If by amazing you mean "extremely uneven," then I agree.

I think Allison Janey would have been a better fit for the role, personally. But that's because she's a perfect fit for any role in the world.

Anyone who doesn't think Bush was a bad guy needs to revisit the interview he did with Tucker Carlson in 1999, where he mocked a woman on death row whose execution he was being pressured to stay. When you stun Tucker Fucking Carlson with your degree of dicktitude, you know you're an asshole.

Well shit, now they have to re-write the whole fifth season of Downton Abbey.

"I was raised in a town that didn't really revere the OT"

That's as fun story, but fundamentally that place was understaffed, which isn't fair to the workers or the customers. 45 minutes isn't a reasonable waiting time for a burger, even during rush hour.

Waiter, *angrily*: "Well, maybe I will come to your country then. And eat all of your bread!"

I'm disturbed by the lack of the prefix "-ex".

Any Ayn Rand books on his bookshelf

I don't hate del Toro enough to wish that terrible script on him. Good suggestion for Actors' Biggest Dodged Bullets, though.

Easy: Pedro Pascal, Doctor Strange.

Secret shoppers are the goddamn worst.

That and he honestly enjoyed his meal and wasn't an entitled douchebag. That's a Good Thing.