People are so stupid. 

I could never figure out how to escape the moon, or whatever, at the beginning. 

It’s not you getting old. It's the studios getting scared to take any chances at all . This presentation felt like the end of console gaming, not the launch of a new generation. 

The Animal Crossing psycho crouching next to a tree in the rain holding an axe is hilarious! Whoever captured that snap is a damn artist! Like, the talent in the composition, lighting, pose, outfit, etc. - GENIUS!

“An initial playthrough, assuming extra caution from the player, will only take 4-6 hours”

I remember when this was for best PS3 exclusive. I was even on Team Kotaku! I miss the past .

Kinda wish you wouldn’t have given a huge spoiler for season 2 in the opening sentence that shows up on the main page.

It wasn't fine. It was the worst example of storytelling in a major motion picture ever. It was the worst, actually, as it wrecked the story already told. 

“Video gaming’s answer to Frank Miller’s Sin City”

Uncut Gems doesn't exist then?

I suppose you’re all into Frogger and Dig Dug? Just sticking with whatever’s big with the kids and Twitch at the moment? Can’t wait to hear how many hours you sunk into Moon Patrol and Tempest.

Movie sucked. Worst star wars ever made and one of the laziest films ever made. Makes the last season of Game of Thrones look like a well written, well paced masterpiece. I could go on all day, and actually have, about the multitudinous ways this destroyed all the other Star Wars that came before and how JJ should…

MS just had the Xbox One X. Naming their new console “Xbox Series X” is a terrible mistake and Wii U proved people will be confused and not buy it, thinking it’s just a new version of Xbox One X. 

Same. And I just found it this past summer and watched it on the old VCR I have hooked up in my porch. I felt sooooooooooooooo fucking old. So old.

You seem way too pleased about this.

Been a regular on the site from the beginning. Will miss it terribly. Loved looking at the lists of best and worst games of each console generation and each individual console. Guess I'll have to watch some loudmouth idiot drunkenly playing games on Twitch instead. Modern times. Yay.

LOL. I see what you did there.

I love it when a plan comes together! Group hug!

It’s so, so, so much better than Yooka Layla, imo.

I’ve played every major (and many, many minor) platformers since the first Super Mario Bros. at the local bowling alley and arcade back in the 83 or 84. With that in mind, I can honestly say Super Lucky’s Tale — I played it on the Xbox One X — is one of my favorite 3D platformers ever. There - I said it. And yes, I…