Woah ... you just hit me hard with the nostalgia stick.

It’s not. The reaction to the song — and its lyrics — has been overwhelmingly positive. Eminem may whine about bitches making him feel insecure, but he does it better than anyone else. Stupid bitches bringing Em down to a level below Jesus and forcing his insecurities to a place so high he needs to call in Beyonce as…

Being a human is so awkward.

In other words, it’s not, “In the Game.”

Why would they do this? The Miiverse was so much awesomeness. So, when I turn my Wii U on now, will the little people not come out to greet me and have their conversations? To paraphrase Hannibal, “Did the little people stop running, Luke?”

This. Please. If you want to hire me, I’ll type up a piece of muckraking that will make corporate America blush.

I loved you on that final Ebert show. Really wish that could have somehow continued. That said, I have to agree the only way to handle this is to boycott writing about all Disney movies. Disney has never liked critics (which is why they kept Siskel & Ebert on a short leash by buying their program). You guys not…

No, no, no — it’s clumsily trying to say that owning/buying/playing the Xbox One X is as awesome was watching someone getting hit in the balls. Wow, when I put it that way, that’s even worse.

Counting pizza chains only: Jet’s > Davanni’s > Pizza Hut > Pizza Ranch > Godfathers > your average frozen pizza > Dominoes > Little Caesars > Green Mill > Chuck E Cheese > Papa John’s in last place

I have never been able to figure out why anyone would eat Papa John’s. Even frozen pizza is light years better. There’s not a pizza worse than Papa John’s. School lunch pizza with ranch n’ roach toppings are better than Papa John’s.

People mistake the MPAA’s front mission of rating movies and “protecting society from indecent film” with what it actually is: A lobbying arm of the mega-studio system. The MPAA sucessfully wiped out independent cinema. Now, even the “independent” movies are studio owned. The MPAA spends 99% of its time fighting for…

No one wishes to change the wetness of water. If they do, just heat it up or chill it.

Put a fork in it, Tyler, it’s done. Good riddance.

Was “real hair” actually real hair? If so, we’re getting into Leatherface territory here.

He’s a terrible guy from what I know. The few experiences I’ve had with him have been awful. I’ll leave it there, as they’re not worth reporting on. Can’t say I’m shocked this is happening, though.

Could not have happened to a better bunch of guys. If a fish rots from the head down, the head of that site is as rancid as they come.

THE SUFFERING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fucking loved that game. Even thought the sequel was pretty goddamn awesome. Weird I totally forgot those existed. The only reason more people didn’t play them is because more people didn’t play them. They coulda been huge. Damn, T, you gave me a serious gameplay craving I just got to…

When I bought the PC game, I thought it WAS JSRF. Man, can’t even begin to express my disappointment. JSRF is Empire Strikes Back level perfection.

Was just gonna post the same thing. JSRF and Munch. Those two games made me soooooooo damn happy, but their poor sales numbers made me sooooooo sad/confused. Like to say it was lack of promotion, but Microsoft did lots of advertising for both titles.

Decree: The word “splatfest” and “toilet paper roll” shall never be paired together in a headline again.