The GameCube was the best Nintendo console ever. It still is the best Nintendo console ever. It will always be the best Nintendo console ever. It’s probably, to this day, my favorite console — Nintendo, or otherwise — ever. I still can’t get over it’s the one where sales took a huge plunge.

I’m having a panic attack right now. I’ll order the book, because it does sound like my thing. I really wish I wasn’t having a panic attack right now, though.

Thanks.

I loved this game so much the first 7 or 8 days and then put it away and literally forgot I even had it. No matter how well done these “creator” games are — and they are very well done — I guess they’re just not my thing. Now, if they let you write your own DIALOGUE and STORY I’d be all over it.

I wasn’t making fun of or criticizing Luke. I was adding to his comment by saying the original “inb4” comment was a bad comment on top of everything else.

Do you know what’ worse than typing bad comments?

I was just trying to show off my Jason knowledge.

I love that they are pirating an idea from an anti-piracy ad that was pirating an older idea.

Funniest post of the day. At least I think it is. I laughed a lot, but when I looked at the screen nothing said “funniest post of the day” and now I’m thinking to myself, “what is this thing?”

remember trying to wrap my teenage hands around it, failing

I like the Halo green one with the see-through plastic. I like it so much, it’s still hooked up now. Think I may play a little Fatal Frame on it, now that it’s on my mind. Before winter comes and my unheated porch makes playing it impossible (you can’t game while wearing mittens).

To each his own. To me that one is sort of “blah”.

I like the look of that one, too. A little bit like Robocop’s upper arm.

Wise decision. The 360 was a nightmare. I literally don’t know one person — and that includes everyone on my Xbox friend list — who didn’t have their 360 break multiple times.

By “original Xbox” do you somehow mean the 360? My brother still has my first Xbox and it works fine and I still have my Halo green collector’s Xbox and it works fine, despite it being my “porch console” (I play it in the summer in the porch where it easily hits 100+ degrees). On the other hand, I’m on my 11th 360…

Why is your name Jason X but your Jason pic is from another Friday sequel (I think part six, but as small as it is I can’t be sure)?

I also love the George Foreman PS3. Sony is definitely the only one left making nice looking consoles. Nintendo just makes boring external hard drive looking things and Microsoft just makes boxes — which fits, I guess, but they’re so generic.

That lime green. I always wanted that one. Never got it. It’s a work of art.

The big grey box. Also a classic. Speaking of grey — could someone please ungrey me on this “thebests” section of Kotaku? I didn’t care until I noticed my dog, Porthos, is also grey. He died last year and I am so far from getting over it and that dog should always be in color. Thanks!

Something about that controller. It was just ... magic. Still can’t stand playing RE4 with anything else.