Is taking this on when still halfway through Witcher III too much game to handle? I ask, because this has been sent to me from Gamefly, unfortunately (UNTIL DAWN has been at the top of my queue for a month, goddamnit!) and am just debating sending it back. It sounds unessarily complicated, as well (similar to all MGS…

How do you know? You tried fucking a ghost before?

That’s why I don’t have any Steam friends.

I wish it were a Yamada’s First Time game (that’s on my mind because it’s what I thought this would be when I read the headline). That show was so funny. It would be perfect for a comedic point-and-click adventure type game (in case any developers are listening).

There is just something about round, bouncy things in general. Add nipples that subconsciounsly bring you the sense of security that you haven’t had since infanthood and ... presto ... boobs!

the quality expected of a Mortal Kombat game

Doesn’t everyone like boobs? Gay men, straight men, gay women, straight women? I thought we had all come to an agreement that boobs are great.

Oh, much! At least until Bungie gimps it. Thank you!

I’m having trouble playing it because Gamefly sucks now, takes at least a week to ship a game and literally never sends anything near the top of your list.

You’re so full of shit. You didn’t even watch the video. You just named his most popular roles and pretended you watched the video and said some pointless whiney non-truths.

Bungie doesn’t consider games to be art. They consider games to be commerce. And commerce only. Bungie is the devil.

The Taken King is their first true apology.

Perhaps there’s something to be said for permanent, tactile ownership.

The Next Generation, hands down. Loses points for originality, but gains more than enough points back for Patrick Stewart and less cheesy music (despite said music being from the original Star Trek film, if I remember correctly). ToS comes in second. Deep Space Nine third. Voyager a close fourth (nearly a tie). That…

Why is “Uncle” in quotes in your post? Gives off a sort of creepy vibe.

Hi Kira,

The Wii U has a ton of system sellers. I didn’t know that until I finally got a Wii U. Now my PC and PS4 basically gather dust (as long as I’m not playing Witcher III) and my Wii U takes up almost all my gaming time with a TON of great games.

This game reminds me of if LittleBigPlanet and Minecraft had a kid and the kid they had turned out much, much better than his parents.

Not as much as I miss the Cornfield. I remember Bashcraft and myself would get into some weird philosophical debates out in the field. Miss those days.

Since this is all on disc, once it’s unlocked can it be played in local co-op offline? Or is this another form of insidious DRM? If it IS playable offline, is it still tied to your Wii U, or can you put the disc in any Wii U and play the content? I want to buy this game, but am not going to until I get an answer to…