Whoopsies, thought you meant the dots making up that pattern on the Xbone controller's sticks. I was confused, forgive me, master.

Facts are wrong on purpose, idiot.

I was kidding, ffs. And no, the 360's controller doesn't have those grip dots, as you call them. It just had concave analog sticks.

Never.

You are a false prophet, heathen.

I would understand if he was one of the people behind the rift, but he's not.

D'oh, you're right. I'm sure he did a great job cleaning their toilets, and what not. I feel like an ass now.

Are you the God of all things trolling? Is that how you know what constitutes as good trolling or not? Judging by the hostile reaction I got from that guy, I'd say I did a fucking swell job.

The scariest part of the picture is that they're both obviously zits on Ganondorf's ass.

I think I'm putting enough effort into it, thanks. Also, lol, why do you keep on recommending your own posts?

Oh my, so you worked in the industry? What games were you involved with? What was your role? You're full of shit? Why, yes you are. If you can't name one single game you were involved with, as well as the name of the role you played with it, your claims are meaningless.

I'd gladly talk about it if there was a rule that said I had to. :)

He has no reason to get so noticeably mad about it. He needs to calm down.

LOL. Lazily reversing what I said to you on to me. Edgy, bro. And it totally works, especially when I show no signs of anger like you did. I am also being sarcastic.

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I damage your Christian eyes with my harmless words? Fuck, my bad. Shiiiit.

Lol, you keep going around this comment section all huffy and puffy like Richard just fucked your girlfriend. Get over it.

Holy shit, calm down.

Are you completely ignoring the fact this list is altered on purpose, Luke?

Leave it to Kotaku to miss something so mind-numbingly obvious.

Yes, ugly patterns on an analog stick make for a better controller.