The DS is not as powerful as the 3DS and also doesn't run 3DS games.

Funny, grandma, but no, you would be incorrect.

Yeah ... no. That looks just stupid. Joel has a building in his eye.

Fanboyism is a disease that leads to mental retardation. Go get vaccinated.

Was it supposed too though? I mean it's better in some regards and weaker in others. No one was expecting it to crush Smash bros. I like them both.

Why would any PlayStation All-Stars fan be upset about the game not putting Smash Bros into the ground?

"Frank Rides The Cole Train"

The Gang Gears Up

BONNNNG! We have a winnah!

The Gang Stockpiles for the Apocalypse.

"Sweet Dee sleeps with molemen"

The Gang Gets Horde Out

Frank has a bug problem

Why, for the lulz?

Not sure I agree with "Bad won't get you where you need to be" - because life regularly proves otherwise. But eh, way of the world.

Got support for that strawman?

Hey man, developers need janitors too. Let's not judge.

I didn't read this as a review. The author never says, "you should buy this," or "you shouldn't buy this". Though I think the author could have been more clear as not everyone that comes across this will be familiar with The Rift. Though I would say it's not a critique to say that it was uncomfortable wearing it…