If a barfing went down, I’d probably be forced to take car seats out and do a proper cleaning. Not really sure how poop could end up being hidden, but if that’s a thing that happens, maybe I am one of those parents who have their shit together after all because it’s never happened to me.

What does happen, is months…

definitely law and order SVU, but not because of some weird fetish shit (which may be a factor) but way more because it’s Always. Fucking. On.

And on multiple channels at that.

The chances of spending a half hour heavy petting and getting worked up and suddenly hearing that music is about 50/50.

beat him by 1 minute, well done

I am! Fights just aren’t what they used to be in that sport though

speaking of cool sports videos, anybody else remember the Rock Em Sock Em Hockey VHS tapes with Don Cherry? Let’s Gooooooo

Christ, this must have been difficult to write are you day drinking

Can I order this gif with Jason Chaffetz’ face imposed over his, Trump’s face imposed over the cat’s and Hillary’s face imposed over the cards?

Well 2018 should be fun guys

he’s campaigning to be the president of the Confederacy

I think he knows he’s pretty well fucked, and he’s going around the South holding rallies so that he can be their president when they secede, and what a deal that is. We get rid of Mississippi and Alabama AND they take Trump off our hands?

Haha win/win bitches.

Volvos have always been great but this new generation is just blowing the top off of everything they’ve done before. I had a 2nd Gen S60 that sadly, I totaled just before getting to 200,000 miles. Some sensor issues that needed fixing but other than that, no problems at all. I still miss that car. And the seats.

Just have her test drive one, that’s what swung my wife.

Just buy it used from carmax and get one of those ridiculous warranties they offer. That’s all I did. I think it was like 1800 for 5 year/100,000 miles. I don’t know how they make any money on that

This is actually my holdover car until I can buy a 3 year old 2017 Volvo.

Oh yeah. This car is actually really nice. I went there thinking “hey a 3 year old Lincoln for around $20k” and left thinking “holy shit I just stole the nicest car on the lot”

BTW - test drove a newish ILX - total shit. I’d put Acura on this list at the top. Those were really nice cars a decade ago.

to be fair, if you put those aftermarket rims and lowered it like the picture above, that MkZ would look 200% better

Volvo is legitimately exciting right now imo

Most of the disappointment I imagine, is buying them new and then watching them bleed 2/3 of their value over the course of 3 years. Which is precisely why I bought a 2014 MkZ hybrid last month and holy shit it is actually a really cool car. I feel like I cheated the system somehow

Those cars are old, and they should look old. Or they should get a fresh coat of paint. 3 decades is a bit more than a couple of years

is that sarcasm or are you actually stupid