I’ve actually heard a Republican complain more than once about “that damn eco friendly paint” Ford started using in the 90s. Not actually sure if true, this could be a completely imagined charge but I’ve heard this complaint. Trump is clearly connected to his base

I am not.

I actually didn’t know about him naming his accounts for tomato related people. Wonder what the fuck this guy does outside of this site assuming he isn’t just a complete fucking weirdo that only does this

Christ he’s still fucking here?

Was that really the best Peter Parker image you could find?

so he’s definitely got alzhiemers then

Coincidentally, I was filming your wife in the bathroom when that happened

shit man, thanks for the heads up

Nicest picture of Wilmington I’ve ever seen. There are no mountains here though

Looks like scotch and smoked meat farts

so the other half makes their kids do the same pleb shit my kid does, nice

One of the first things that comes to mind for me when I’m reminded of a friend’s wedding is whether or not they had a cringe worthy dance routine for the groomsmen and bridesmaids at the reception.

So much so that when it came time for me to get married, we just skipped asking anyone to be a groomsman or bridesmaid

I don’t want to alarm you, but you are much more likely to be killed by roughly 52,370 other random things before the deodorant is enough to kill you

this was definitely a thing people used to do in the 90s. Called it a “Big Sandwich”. I feel like it was even the subject of a Seinfeld episode or something

(twelve? sixteen? twenty-four? seventy-two?)

Delaware, yup. God damnit I knew those motherfuckers would make us look bad we have it bad enough already because of Wayne’s World

This is like if instead of getting Kennedy, we got a president more or less hand picked and groomed by the Soviets, you do understand that is what is happening, right?

Why did I reply to this

That was Mark Twain actually

So is 2017 going to be the year it all has to get worse before it gets better, or are we just totally done with civilized secular democracy?

Come to daddy