No, this ain’t it.

It’s New Haven, CT and I have literally no reason to lie about this

I still have put literally no cosmetic work into my project 2 years after buying it, and as long as there are cool places with dirt and rock roads to drive around on, I probably never will

so kill them with kindness then?

Man thank god that Dictator Obama is gone huh guys

Woody!

True, but also, this is delicious

It’s like a casserole with crushed up pretzels on the bottom, then a layer of sugary cream and then a layer of strawberry jello sonnnnnn

Don’t even front, they invented Pretzel Salad

I used to go to this parade when I was a kid. Its mostly an excuse for people to keep drinking and ward off the inevitable 2 day adult hangover everyone gets after New Years Eve. I remember lots of Bill Clinton blow job floats in the 90s so there’s always been a political atmosphere.

But this is really just disgusting…

Everything south of the canal is slower lower, Middletown just likes to pretend that doesn’t apply to them

Volvo V40 seems pretty cool

Wrong. You spread sour cream on a tortilla and wrap it around the hard shell. Or you just leave out the hard shell entirely

Now that I’ve thought about it (for probably the first time ever) my parents made some pretty solid decisions.

76 Super Beetle
1st Gen Chevy Cavalier Wagon
2nd Gen Jetta
1st Gen Durango
01 Acura TL
And now they just put around in my grandmothers old car mostly

There are 3 within like 100 miles of me right now. Autotrader my dude

A 3-5 year old E350 Benz wagon is what you want.

All wheel drive, choice of sport or luxury model, and the awesome 3rd row bench seat that seems to be so rare these days, but imo is a wagon standard.

lol but why do they always mention Chris Rock? Is there like a template for this or something?

Why am I crying

I, too, regularly make judgement calls based on what Donald Trump does or does not do

also it’s just kind of cringe, in general.