Looks like scotch and smoked meat farts

so the other half makes their kids do the same pleb shit my kid does, nice

One of the first things that comes to mind for me when I’m reminded of a friend’s wedding is whether or not they had a cringe worthy dance routine for the groomsmen and bridesmaids at the reception.

So much so that when it came time for me to get married, we just skipped asking anyone to be a groomsman or bridesmaid

I don’t want to alarm you, but you are much more likely to be killed by roughly 52,370 other random things before the deodorant is enough to kill you

this was definitely a thing people used to do in the 90s. Called it a “Big Sandwich”. I feel like it was even the subject of a Seinfeld episode or something

(twelve? sixteen? twenty-four? seventy-two?)

Delaware, yup. God damnit I knew those motherfuckers would make us look bad we have it bad enough already because of Wayne’s World

This is like if instead of getting Kennedy, we got a president more or less hand picked and groomed by the Soviets, you do understand that is what is happening, right?

Why did I reply to this

That was Mark Twain actually

So is 2017 going to be the year it all has to get worse before it gets better, or are we just totally done with civilized secular democracy?

Come to daddy

I thought I was going insane 2 weeks ago when I went to get my kid a 3DS XL. It took me 6 hours to find one. Searched about a 60 mile radius. Three gamestops, two Best Buys, two Walmarts, two Toys R Us’ and a Target were all cleaned out and then finally found one at a different Target an hour drive north of me.

An agonizing +1

Me too! How the fuck do these things keep ticking for so long

I’m sure you wanted “dirtbag city” to hurt, but 90% of the people here would agree with you and the other 10% are the sports fans and are proud of that

there aren’t even lights. The ornaments are too sparse and look cheap. Fuck outta here with that poor showing.

Looks like shit is that what Christmas trees look like in Alabama

I need a fucking brain enema

Estate auction which obviously would be like winning the lottery. But I go to every estate auction I can just to see what ol Marge was putting around in and keeping in the garage. I’ve seen some great fucking cars. At the very least I end up walking out with some antiques for 50 bucks