Flavortown Department of Awesome?

A nightmare to physically work on or a nightmare in that they are constantly breaking down? I’ve considered getting one at some point and I typically handle minor repairs on my own so that would be a deal breaker

30-40 miles a week though

This is probably what she is thinking she just doesn’t know it yet.

He didn’t think he was going to win until after the election. I think it’s still sinking in honestly and the only thing that is keeping him from jumping out of a window is his ego

that would be delicious

Is it really all that far-fetched that he might just decide that not having any control over his businesses or his assets isn’t worth it and he doesn’t end up going through with this shit?

On the one hand, not accepting the presidency would go against his every instinct. On the other hand, handing over his business…

If you think this is bad, try cancelling your service. Or even part of your service.

Anthony Hamilton checked out my wife in a very visible and most would consider, disrespectful manner when we were on vacation in Virginia Beach. He stayed at the same hotel.

But I took it as a compliment. I also didn’t know who he was. He’s also very short. Haha fuck you Anthony Hamilton.

Jesus fucking Christ that is a bone chilling line graph

This is great. You should take the rest of the day off.

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Castro dies and now American Communists are (probably) going to be in the news cycle. Should be a fun week for everyone still on facebook.

Republican Party, 2008, 2012:
“We just weren’t Conservative enough”

Democratic Party, 2016:
“We just weren’t liberal enough”

Not going to lie this has crossed my mind enough to make me kind of worry I’m going insane

Holy shit, Jeb Lund on deadspin? How often does that happen

now that is some excellent kinja. Burned myself on that hot take. Well done. So good I almost didn’t even consider that not voting for Hillary might put the taco seasoned Mussolini impersonator in the white house.

The fear that Sanders would have fucking soaked what’s left of the middle class to pay for social programs wasn’t entirely unreasonable. I couldn’t vote for him in the primary. I’m glad he’s been involved in the party platform, but the guy seemed to be completely clueless about the giant group of voters that would be…