Looks like they got the refuelling guy confused with the jack man.

“It’s not Arabic, but it looks like gobblety-gook”.

Can we get a scorecard of things that Deadspin hates? I had Phil Jackson at the top of the list, but now I’m thinking Boston is surging.

LOLMITTS

I don’t see what the big deal is.

They might not want him on the West coast, but a lot of the South would love to get involved with Cousins.

This ref though-you get a card, you get a card, everybody gets a card!

“Let’s go have a beer doc”

Update: the sun is on its phone.

There is a vast amount of territory between the kind of middle finger to society that dressing like a brain-damaged hobo sends, and the hyper-curated wardrobe you’re talking about.

The “greatest generation,” eh?

“This product is a choking hazard. Please use caution with children under 6, and apparently, over 65.”

Seems like a local florist could send a replacement right over...

The bigger problem than her positioning is the reaction. Look at the widescreen shot in real time. She doesn’t start moving until it’s about 10 feet away. Even if she thought it was a cross she should have been moving to the back post.

That is such a strangely shaped body.

Would it help the refs officiate better if they turned the lights on?

So you haven’t let her penetrate your bunghole with a strap on yet?

You know that the stadium was empty because the fans were involved in racist chanting in a previous game, right?

Women have been fucking themselves with all manner of do-dads since the dawn of time while we men have had to make do with our hands. But technology starts to even the playing field and you’re all, “Ew.”