SlicingFair
SlicingFair
SlicingFair

You’re right. You don’t know enough about Crawford.

My favorite reply was “You probably have a rounded up chromosome too”

He’s bloody 28. We’re not all 8 year-olds with three months until our birthdays going we’re “8 and three quarters!” I’m not going around saying I’m 32 when my birthday is in November. This is why you can’t have nice things, Arsenal.

Cut against the grain. When you cut in line with the grain it’s going to be tough and chewy. If you cut against the grain the meat falls apart in your mouth. Thin slices are best. It completely changed my steak experience when I did this.

Desperately want to make a Manila Folders joke here but unsure if thats racist.

Maybe they’re ShamWows (ShamsWow? ShamWae?)

They don’t even have the very basics down. Like, that’s not how towels work, guys.

I don't mean to alarm you, but there seems to be some form of beazalbub sitting behind you..

They’ve been doing “Mass-Start Speed Skating” for a while now, and it is a hell of a lot better than what the Olympics will be hosting.

HOW MANY TIMES HAS LAZIO INDICTED FIFA OFFICIALS AND BEAT THE NETHERLANDS IN THE SAME WEEK?!

Even if you watched the match on ESPN and just came in here to comment, make sure you watch the video (which is not from ESPN). The call of the winning goal is really something special.

FIFA is going to have the US win the World Cup so we drop all these charges.

Why’s there even a fight?

no what you should invest in is a “calibrated finger” set.

Shhhhhhh...he doesn’t want to draw their attention to the color of his new shutters.

You fucking bastard. There is not one single mention of Homeowners Associations on this entire goddamn list.

Ouch.

It’s like Bosnia & Herzegovina.