Eh, this is really just a rhythmic slap on the wrist.

tits are happening, man. tits.

That's backwards. We ain't you because we hate you.

Actually I would say the defender pulling Rui down by the neck is actually what caused the free kick.

Did you get all of this footage from Mighty Machines?

Black letter law - you're out for offensive interference but unless you were interfering w/a play being made (doesn't sound like it), I'd call a dead ball and please don't do that again

I was walking to my car to drive home after high school. For some reason, I was barefoot. I can't recall why exactly. But as I headed to my car I stepped in a huge pile of dog shit. It was gross, but without anything to wipe off the dog shit right at that moment I thought it could wait. I got in the car and began…

Don't tase me doe!

For God's sake and mine, let me fix that picture for you.

I think the NCAA hated him and he was the #1 target for them for 25 years. Still doesn't mean he wasn't a great coach.

Mo'Ne Davis is from Philadelphia.

I've coached youth and Little League Baseball for quite a while and it's just so ridiculous the extent to which adults will do things for their own egos that just ultimately harm the kids they coach (who often are their own children). If you want to go out and just pull together an over-the-top superstar team as a…

Wait. We can control the weather? I feel like a Jewish person who's been left out of the international conspiracy.

aka not a goal.

Drogba's reaction pale's in comparison to the woman sitting in front, who is reduced to speaking gibberish.

Well that's certainly one way to get Tressell back in a bowl.

So, some guy tells Dolan that he sucks at his job (can't argue with that based on the results) and Dolan counters by suggesting he's an alcoholic? Are we sure James isn't a Scientologist?

To be fair, he also has no idea how to work in an industry that is a monopoly.

Director (to board operator): I said, "The Preds scored, cue the HORN," dumbass.