I'm just here so I won't get unionized.

Wait for the whistle, fucker!

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I'm just commenting here so I don't get fined.

Hey I like you, so don't get me wrong here, but the proper parallel would be if Bart_Man refused to do a minimally burdensome part of his job because he didn't feel like it. It's not about whether Lynch complains about something he doesn't like (like when Urlacher complained about Bears fans booing the team at home),…

FRIES MUST BE EATEN FIRST. COLD MEAT IS EDIBLE. COLD FRIES ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE.

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you have no soul and also your feet probably constantly stink

This is a flawed example. I was expecting to see undercover police officers. He was basically being an asshole self proclaimed lawyer by repeatedly asking for id. They have to present id, they do not have to do so before they secure a suspect.

I really didn't mean to say nut the colts, but that's actually, apparently true. And funnier.

No. Each team provides the refs with 12 balls, and then they use their own balls on offense. You can read a longer explanation in the piece I wrote yesterday.

Therapist: OK. How about this one? [shows butterfly]

5. getting hit by a car

wait, you recorded a widescreen television in portrait mode?

+370

It's a good thing Konrad had been a Dolphin. If he had been a Jet, they'd probably still be looking for him.

I think you need to add an "Up" to your username.

There are rules, he broke them. It doesn't matter how stupid they are. He's an idiot and now he can't play in the biggest game of his football career.