Sovereign Republic of Texas

you have no soul and also your feet probably constantly stink

This is a flawed example. I was expecting to see undercover police officers. He was basically being an asshole self proclaimed lawyer by repeatedly asking for id. They have to present id, they do not have to do so before they secure a suspect.

I really didn't mean to say nut the colts, but that's actually, apparently true. And funnier.

No. Each team provides the refs with 12 balls, and then they use their own balls on offense. You can read a longer explanation in the piece I wrote yesterday.

Therapist: OK. How about this one? [shows butterfly]

5. getting hit by a car

wait, you recorded a widescreen television in portrait mode?

+370

It's a good thing Konrad had been a Dolphin. If he had been a Jet, they'd probably still be looking for him.

I think you need to add an "Up" to your username.

There are rules, he broke them. It doesn't matter how stupid they are. He's an idiot and now he can't play in the biggest game of his football career.

Shah is of Indian descent— Shah is the wrong guy to pick a fight with: he is very rich.

I have a feeling - actually, it's more than a feeling... that this will not work out.

Oh you poor naive soul.

I see your Seraphin reaction, and raise you a 'Melo.

Pretty big accomplishment for Marcin Gortat's hair to be the second worst thing in that clip.

Also this wasn't discussed enough

When Kris Humphries is laughing at you, you know you done fucked up.