Q - How do you avoid a Turkish clothesline?

"Pedantic," not "helpful."

This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.

It reminds me of that one Crichton book where he made a journalist he didn't like into a child molestor with a small penis, because he was a gigantic manbaby who could not handle disappointment

That was some of the worst camera work I've ever seen! the cablecam made me feel like I was playing sega hockey again, not to mention making me seasick! NBC cannot cover hockey! They should leave it to the Canadian networks.

• BITE TO HIS PENIS BY TWIN SISTER THROUGH HIS PANTS DURING UNWITNESSED ARGUMENT.

Here you go....

That clip is phenomenal. Did they think they were on radio?

Boston announcers biased to the point of insanity? no way...

She may lose her job at Footlocker after this video.

"This is the hair of the dog that bit me."

Who foots the moving bill?

I'm not sure about NHL positioning, but in USA Hockey, that's roughly where he should be.

I just KNEW I was missing something.

Pulling the helmet off as I hit Letang is the reason I was a dad before my 18th birthday.

In his defense, the Eagles are a bird

Have you ever tried flying a bridge?

Jesus Christ, she was being fucking nice. Her asshole friend assumed they were doing something wrong, when really they were just trying to go do something fun and couldn't afford it. She assumed that there was more to the story than them being "up to no good," went and asked - a novel concept, I know - and was right.…

Next week the first 100 Dells Ducks fans at the game will receive "I can't breathe, Go Ducks!" t-shirts.

It's pretty laughable when someone says they know the law and demands an apology for a peaceful protest.