Baskin Robbins has gotten weird.

Video evidence, bruh! He footballed that way, right there! #FootballTruth

Let's kick it over to Paul, from the Van Down by the River.

Yep. You can replace "Ravens" with "NFL" and it's the same thing. It doesn't matter who did or didn't see it. They were never going to give much of a shit until WE saw it.

Fine.

When asked what he was doing with the club, Rich responded that he was just trying to get a hole in one.

I had an uncle named Berv that was one step above a Neanderthal. He was survivalist to the bone and over the years acting as his hunting dog/underage cigarette fetcher I saw some wild shit.

What Ray actually said was:
"Take the stand, or else you take the fall."

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Oh, for fuck's sake, this still doesn't tell me how long I have to freeze the cake for! SMDH,, useless!

"What's next? Grocery stores putting up signs telling us we have to pay for stuff?"

the clear answer is that Shaw is Batman, and nobody wants to reveal his secret identity. Nothing else makes sense.

Well, the Trojan is broken, but at least he pulled the little guy out in time.

Found your site while looking for a decent soap to clean one's anus.

If Matt Sims is in the headline of another Deadspin article I will stop drinking for a week, I promise.

I read "Bob Costas taking some swings" and kind of automatically assumed that someone was keeping him juuusssst out of reach by palming his forehead at arms length.

Can we just set up a live feed for this prospects camp?

Would you say she is channeling Donald Sterling?

Very old footage was the reason Kobe was sidelined for much of last season.