Why does that guy have a fishing rod in his bathtub?

The tear gas element of the tribute, however, seems a bit too on-the-nose for me.

My grandpa, who is a college ump here in Cali, was watching the game and texted me the following: "That ump in the Mariners game is a cocksucker."

(1) That's Tony Stewart

Having played poker full-time for years, it is, as they say, a hard way to make an easy living. It does tend to encourage (for me, at least) some unhealthy behaviors, and you find yourself spending a lot of time with horrible degenerates whom you would otherwise avoid (except the degen gambler is your bread and…

"Respect the A" is also one of the unwritten rules of the porn industry.

For one I hate to say it but I'm going to if you get out of your car and act a fool on the track things like this happen. Thats why they should stay in their car until help arrives. Not run on the track in front of cars.

Well, in ESPN's defense, Max Kellerman provoked them.

Not a pretty name, is it, H.I.?

It may not have been funny, but at least it was long.

"I don't play soccer and can't speak for how turn affects the actual game play, but let me tell you turf absolutely doesn't affect the gameplay. What a bunch of shrews, am I right?"

The reason turf isn't as big a deal in the NFL is because the ball isn't ROLLING ALL OVER THE PLACE in the NFL.

I'm picturing Rocker talking in Kenny Powers's voice, because Kenny Powers would definitely say, "Must have been a bad ass baby."

I've never been blocked, so I'm gonna tell the story of the time I blocked Darren Rovell on Twitter. It was maybe two years ago, and I was fake-RTing him saying dumb shit (which, yes, is obnoxious, but also funny sometimes!). I'd read about his (deeply wienery) habit of following people just long enough to send them…

"The most intriguing thing about this video is the uptempo nightclubby music playing over it."

Pardon me if I'm misunderstanding, but watchin football with girls sounds awesome.

How is it possible that you don't understand how you just listed all the reasons why the point you're making has no merit. It's like: "don't you guys get that as an unknown prospect he was discriminated against because of something inherent to his identity? Why shouldn't he turn around and do the same thing to someone…

At least we finally know that the drapes do, in fact, match the carpet.

That's human nature and no one in the NHL is going to be able to do anything about it.