You just shut your whore mouth.

It was the 18th, but he played the back nine first, so he had 9 more holes to play. Now, there’s an argument to made for leaving the driver in the bag at some point, but probably not in the water.

guy who donated all the money to build their over the top lavish facility was two things: a staunch insister on keeping the name (made his massive gift — $100Mish I think — contingent on it) and an avid collector of nazi paraphernalia. Apart from those shortcomings, excellent dude.

Reporter was being a dick and everyone with him (and in his ear) was telling him to back off. There is plenty of real estate between you not getting the camera angle you want and being under martial law.

I’m a Caps fan but this is how I saw it, as you describe it. When I heard how angry all the Rangers were that no call had been made, I went to look and was kind of shocked that people were worked up at all. It’s a glancing blow, he deliberately takes an angle across his body, not squarely into him and the boards. I…

That was a pretty goal and well hidden I thought. I was shocked he shot it, and more shocked it was in it all happened so fast. He was on a mission last night and Trotz just kept sending him over the boards, but he kept his shifts short — also a new theme for Ovechkin.

OK, I’m not a soccerist in the least, but holy dick descriptions, Batman. Dude reads and makes a smart play at one end of the field, hustles and runs his ass off — what, 60+ yards? — and beats one guy (who misplayed terribly, I know), then has it open field one on one with goalie with two defenders in hot pursuit,…

I’m a Caps fan and agree with you about that play — although I think you’re over-spicing the gumbo with the suspension stuff, as I believe it’s been three+ years since he was suspended. He still is a heavy hitter, but I think the the cheap stuff is gone from his game.

Obvious takeaway: NBA really should come up with a less dipshitty looking signal for players to signal when they think there’s basket interference. Honestly, what is this, soccer??

Don’ t be ridiculous, of course they won’t. There’s no reason to get nonsensical about all this. They’ll play “Thank God I’m a Country Boy” like they always do.

Oh HELL NO. We’re not having haters goad you into apologizing for those Corona boxers at 15. I had those too, about that some time, maybe 16. I loved those fucking boxers, made it to college too. Nothing douchey about those, strong look. TotallyN wishes he could go back and rock that look instead of whatever scooby…

Man, if that’s all I got for lunch, I’d still be hungry. Pretty light fare.

Which maybe tells you something about the readership of WashingtonPost.com and nothing about DC sports fans at all.

I like the tough guy hipster dude in the second video in the front row with his dad’s glove on and wearing that cardigan sweater, chirping at Jones. You go tough guy baseball hipster.

Most of us are probably waiting for quite a bit more than this, but it was a nice night to be sure.

I bet brave Islanders fan who did this stood there and owned this. No chance he did it and turned and ran like a little bitch.

I love hollandaise. And I’m not usually a shortcuts guy ... “if it’s worth doing it’s worth doing right” or some some other stodgy thing your grampa would say. But hollandaise is where I draw a bright line exception. USE. A. BLENDER. Straight out of the old timey NY Times cookbook from a zillion years ago. In blender:…

THIS! I love these, bought some through a Kinja promotion. Got three pair. They are ridiculously comfortable and soft. Noble prize consideration worthy. They are a bit "package prominent," which I wouldn't seek out, but hey, there are worse things. I wore the under armor before, and they are great too, but not…

THIS! I love these, bought some through a Kinja promotion. Got three pair. They are ridiculously comfortable and…

I can translate the Chimp expressions and hand signals for you. Comes out to roughly: "fucking Kinja drone discounts. Eat monkey dick." Something like that.

So Burneko, you wash your face with the same soap as you wash your junk and pits — all based on the advice of a pediatrician — and you think the problem lies with the soap, errr cream loaf, or whatever? Chrissakes man, go buy some face some as if you're not some sort of animal getting hosed off at the groomer.