What the hell?

And friends, what better way to say no to racism than a little from-behind sex?

sure, but where's his watch now, with all that he's got going for him?

anyone who wears a watch while playing golf is an insane person. Dummy.

to your girlfriend: go, get thee to a nunnery.

I read that and am eerily intrigued. I may never try it, but I clearly fall in the not at all disgusted by that camp. I think you have to really like sweet or creamy & savory combinations to see this.

This is disappointing. I clicked through expecting instructions on where I could order some frozen cat meat. Back to the googles.

Brad Marchand involved in something like this? NO. WAY.

Acceptable additives to Bourbon, Ranked:

Jeezus Christ bikists. I mean come on. You prance about in these goddamned speedo onesies and goggles, draft off each other like fucking nascar rigs, all in the name of zero wind resistance. And then one little gust comes along and this guy gets sideways with a leg kick like he was tazed in the ribs with a cattle…

I'm mad for laughing at this!!!!!

False. Roseanne Barr was the correct answer. We also would have accepted Carl Lewis.

No, but you should recognize that no one tuned in nor did CBS pay billions to watch some ego with a whistle blow that T and influence the game. If anyone is "making fun of you" (I'm pretty sure they are not though since this isn't the fifth grade) you have earned it.

So wait a minute. I'm no tactical expert, but let me see if I got this. Big dude steps out of his car with no cover at all in the middle of the street — hold on, let me go set these chips back down, ok time in — aims his gun sideways tv gangsta style, completes the flawless crotch grab WHILE barking some no doubt…

I remember watching that live and laughing. I had forgotten the announcers failing to see/acknowledge the blatant hook up under the inside leg from before and all the way around the net. THAT's what you can't do! (I know this wasn't about hockey!)

He got about as much support as a third baseman trying to make a play over the rail of the opposing team's dugout. Good work spectators. You spectated.

Yes that was exactly the point. Well done guy.

Easy prediction: as can be seen here, people looking for the next trendy drink will move on to something else and there will be no bourbon shortage, more likely a boom in 10 years of really good bourbon for somewhat overreacting to demand that will have moved on. On behalf of bourbon drinkers who will not be moving…

Hang on there chief. Hard stop. You can't put hockey into that statement. With all the legitimate fake tough guy BS you list in the other sports, coaches/managers in hockey (a rarity) don't belong as representative of a sport where the players do, in fact, regularly sort things out physically. I don't care who…

Incorrect. Puck is already in the zone in that picture and it enters well before the skater.