This is what I came here to say. HOW IS A FUCKING HOUSE MISSING. I bet it's with that goddamned plane ...

I don't know if it has to stop. But yeah, you flop like that and get scored on, scorer should be allowed to as much as tea-bag you at that point.

I got one of these in a gift exchange this past Christmas. Not sure I would have bought it but I like it. I don't have the stand, but I do have my other hand that's not holding the bottle and that works just fine. It no doubt introduces more air into the wine as you pour. There are two little holes on each side…

I got one of these in a gift exchange this past Christmas. Not sure I would have bought it but I like it. I don't…

complaining about the shootout being stupid is so fucking stupid. Almost as fucking stupid as guy who suggests his "better" not-the-way-the-game-is-played, alternative way to decide games that are tied.

My impeccable sources (message board posts from another Big East team that I follow, but that aren't shadenfreude as much as "man, tough to look away from this car wreck") say that Sina is not a bad kid at all and has just had enough with this mess. Sounds like this is an older recruits versus newer recruits that are…

JUST STOP. NOW.

"Why is that not an intelligent question?"

Just stop. The burlap argument is the one that tripped you up. You picked out the tie, irrationally, as a single piece of fashion that makes no sense. NO FASHION MAKES SENSE BY ITS VERY NATURE. Watches and coats have purposes? Fine. How about collars that hold ties. Or cuffs on shirts. Or buttons for fuck's…

UPDATED: You/They know why I'm here.

Dog Gone It.

OK, to put it in your layman terms, you wouldn't have to feel your tires. 2 pounds PSI off for a standard of 12.5 to 13.5 PSI is about 15 percent off. You would look at your tire and say "that guy is running low, I need to top it off." I don't know how or why refs would or would not notice that, but it seems easy…

THIS!!!! Jesus H Christ on a popsicle stick reading this thread. Which is more likely? That the Patriots have an atomic scale capable of detecting slight variances in weight of the air inside a football and then converting that to determine the PSI that ball is inflated to. Or that part of the officiating or NFL…

Damn, that kinda ruins it. But that popcorn guy and those ushers: totally losing their jobs today. Sorry fellas, you can't just go on the court anytime the music moves you.

Look. Sometimes the fat kid takes his ball and goes home. That's just how it goes.

I would argue that you are terrible at making arguments.

You're with me, Leather.

Get off your knees ref, you're blowing the chunks!

These are the words of an insane person.

from a gambling ring led by a gangster known as "Windshield Wiper."

I don't get this. First you throw the whole *white* ex-player thing out there. Why, exactly? There are more black ex-players that cover the Redskins than white. Brian Mitchell and Doc Walker to name a few who have been covering the team for years.