Dick Mode. Don't like the part where you are asked questions in front of a camera by the people that, you know, make your gozillions pay for playing a game possible? Don't play the fucking game. And goddamned sure don't ask for MORE money than what you agreed to while still under contract because, wait what?, more…

Oh look, there it is anyway. Bonus!

I came here hoping to find the Philly Fan defense of "you only ever show the guy who pee'd on Santa!" line of defense. You, sir, have exceded my expectations with much better. Well done.

at this point, I think certain teams have made necessary new naming rules based on over-moving and/or multiple city/various teams occupying that team name. Let's call the new rules white elephant rules — once you've moved a certain number of times, you're no longer eligible to ever move again. Obvious leader here…

Barry, you couldn't have offered a tag line of "Warning: there is butt crackage in this video that you will not be able to unsee" ?? It's just a common courtesy, man.

Yeah. He said that so you'd know he's totally legit and down. So, yeah.

Dick. +1

I don't like being that guy on this one but I'm gonna. Nice of you all who "feel for this guy" or are mad about the making light of a mental disability. I don't intend to do that. But the fact that this guy is well known enough of a story and m.o. that it can be a national "joke" made out of this story is pretty…

Yours was funnier than mine. Well done.

*slow clap gif*

Dick. Buttkiss.

Two favorite takeaways:

ehhhh, guess not.

oops guess I missed it. in my flimsy defense, these articles are kind of made for skimming. So I'll revise my comment to wholeheartedly endorse the inclusion of nutmeg!

Love this dish, especially in winter months with a good hearty meal. One suggestion that I find adds a great and subtle extra flavor layer: grind a modest amount of nutmeg into each potato/onion/goo-cheese layer.

It may be formulaic, but this headline made me laugh. To give Waiters a shred of dignity on what was a ridiculously bad attempt, Seraphin MAULS Waiters' right hand with his left and gets minimal ball with the right. Awful no call by the refs, terrible homer call by the TV crew — from a mild Wizards fan.

Dear Rugby, maybe don't call it a "try" when someone scores and it might be more popular (pro tip: it won't be, and I don't know why either). What I just watched is amazing athleticism and full of excitement and great moves, but "try" sounds like Honorable Mention. Good Try! That's what you say when someone…

Well maybe if he's not constrained by that glow bracelet that he's wearing as a belt. Remind me why is he wearing a glow bracelet as a belt again??

you sum bitch. +/-1

I approve of this.