Schmidt said the school will probably ban all face-painting

This sounds impossibly hard. And this guy's knowledge of the streets is ridiculous! But, umm, sorry Hoss. You're going around the circles the wrong way, heading directly into oncoming traffic. Very very dangerous. You fail sir.

OK boys, yep, sure looks like this may well be a concussion. Here's what we're going to do. We're going to play it safe. For now, I'd like him to put this bandage on like a Samurai, then let's put him out on the slippy ice and have him get going real fast and spin him around some and then mix in some spinny jumps. …

I like it. But what sound does it make — what does The Simmons say???

Sandau said he realizes his views are controversial.

What in the great fuck did I just watch there.

What is this defensive set the Lakers are running here? "OK guys, on the inbounds, we're going to run the NO ONE COVERS ANYONE play. EVERYONE must be open. We Suck on 3 ... 1-2-3 WE SUCK!

leaving neither team with enough players to finish the game, so it was ruled a forfeit for both.

He forgot "Sometimes you're the dog, and sometimes you're the fire hydrant."

Well now that I've heard the call in Spanish, I completely agree. Would have been out.

This is correct. Because it neither covers up the approved brand nor promotes an unapproved other brand. So the dollars are all still good.

So cool and so trippy. This was my first question when watching the hoops floors — this has to be fantastic on ice right?! Is this an arena by arena investment presumably?

Oh man, just fuck that illusiony floor sign!!!! Stop the ride, I want to get off!!!

Well all that I know. But why the outrage by the players from the other team and the coach of the other team. They seem genuinely pissed as if this coach flopping about in that pile of snow will have some affect on the outcome if accepted as true???

I don't understand, what is to be gained by faking this if that's what he did??

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should…

Sir, I like the cut of your jib.

Oh man. The NCAA is gonna be PISSED. They are probably going to throw the BOOK at Coppin St. over this.

sounds to me like someone wants to be spanked.

Yeah, I know you're right. And maybe it actually meant something at some point. And I sure didn't mean to sound like I was defending the marketers, I'm not. But there's a reason my shredded fucking mexican cheese blend is called artisanal. And it's in part because the lemming masses consume it. I don't buy it…