Well, ebola has a higher mortality rate — if contracted — than the flu for sure. But, statistically, you are FAR more likely to die from flu than ebola. In the US alone, over the past 10 years, an average of 32,000+ have died each year from flu. And world wide, you're looking at between 250,000 - 500,000 deaths…

I like how the second police car pulls in front of him like he's making a traffic stop and the horse gives him the "ok bruh, but you know I can just slide over this way, right?" Fight the PO-lice!!

To be fair to the people who make "stuff" and call it "artisanal," there is a very good reason this practice is so proliferate: because it sells. When people stop buying that BS, they will probably stop calling it that.

He went straight Matrix with that move!

But do we know what happened to the guy who was holding the camera that was apparently having a seizure? He's ok right?

Admit it. You're a little impressed by the moxy of The Danny. Just when you think he's doubled down on a bridge too far that you thought not possible, he triples down. Some of my best friends are red people!!!

En Garde!

Here we go. Chemtrails obviously. And oh YES IT IS a conspiracy. How dare you.

Sure, in a vacuum, it's not really a dirty hit, it's even legal. It's just that Brandon Prust doesn't exist in a vacuum. My issue — and I'm guessing O'Brien's too — is that Prust sees the player is fighting for the puck, kind of head down, he lines him up and kind of sucker punches him with the hit. That's just a…

I think this gif kind of mischaracterizes what happened. There's fighting in hockey, like it or don't, but there is. I'm going to take a wild flyer here and say the NHL has figured that no matter what people say here or elsewhere, their product sells better with fighting in it than without it so it exists.

I came to discuss this matter. You have it well covered, sir. Btw, God Bless America at the seventh inning stretch?! WTF SanFran. I'll set aside this fella's getup and lid for the moment. But this is not what the seventh inning stretch is for. You're doing baseball incorrectly San Francisco.

You go have relations with the farm animal of your choosing. A Tommy Bahama shirt is EXTREMELY comfortable. — A forty-something guy who doesn't care what America thinks his shirt looks like

NFL officials are seemingly justified in flagging Abdullah, as part of the taunting rule states, "players are prohibited from engaging in any celebrations while on the ground."

God help me. I couldn't look away. That little poppin' set my man pulls at about the 2:00 mark? **cheek finger pop** All I could think of is the sheer entertainment people watching value this guy would give me at a terrible wedding that I had to be stuck at. Just WOW.

**beady eyes shift from left to right and back again, barely contained giggle erupts**

I totally feel you Ghanian Soccer Star. I just can't fucking handle it any more when people keep comin' at me with "Hey man, just curious, did you, uh, do some kind of black magic ritual sacrifice on your rapper friend?" Again and AGAIN. Enough already. Why won't they stop badgering us at some point?! Get a…

I don't think enough attention is being paid to the fact that they are attempting to run OFF the field through a banner. No no Mity Mites. You run through the banner ON to the field. If they had done it properly, it would have worked.

I dunno. I watched it and I'm pretty sure I still know I can't fly. You know, physics. But if this young man came to me with this sell and told me HE could fly?? Hell, I still know physics (not really, I pretty much end at "gravity," which probably isn't even physics), but I'd still have give this guy a 50/50 shot…

You fucking non-golfers here kill me. He's not looking to see if he sank it. He's marked inside his ball on the same line and he's going to school on it. Chrissakes, it's amateur hour out here.

And just like that, all 7 dozen fans in attendance last night were GONE.