SlicingFair

2/10/14

Well they warned him not to kiss anyone as it could spread the infection to uninfected eyes. As if. Because no one love Bob Costas like Bob Costas loves Bob Costas, so, no chance there. Both eyes now.

2/10/14

So all these "supportive" people are obviously all gays too right? I hope someone is making a list.

2/9/14

OK, I have somehow never seen this one until now. I've seen most of the Rob Ford goodness. This just might be the best. I think he needs to be photoshopped into either a Skipper (for girth) or Gilligan (for everything else) costume for perfection. Holy hell this guy is just the gift that keeps on giving.

2/9/14

My bigger problem is when someone gets called a piece of crap, do they react with that level of hostility? I just don't buy it. When I watched that video, what I saw was a guy who said some kind of trigger phrase/word that got an angry large person in his face and had him defensive and scared shitless so much so…

2/9/14

Oh fuck me running. THAT. IS. AN. OWL. Public service announcement: Owl's may NOT compete in the Olympics. Sorry Owl Lady.

2/5/14

Nope. That's where you sit to wait for the next barber (not pictured) to become available. What? This is done in many places not called America or Western Europe, I assure you.

2/5/14

I think he was ironing with that flat iron in his right hand before that fisherman carelessly tossed catch onto the tile floor and he slipped and fell. Appears to have strained a groin in the process. Yeah, RED X. Definitely don't do that.

2/2/14

Just stop this now. Manning face? Great. Sad grown fans? Mock away, love it. Even scaring the bejesus of kids on Halloween, I can totally get behind that. But the hilarity of weepy kid sports fans? The fuck is wrong with you people?? How do you possibly enjoy sad kids filled with niaive disappointment?? Oh I get it.…

2/2/14

2/1/14

Lot of Duke crying about the calls. I'm not a 'Cuse fan at all, but you have to be kidding yourselves. Were some calls "sold" sure. But don't throw the elbow that allows that. Don't hook the guy's arm that allows that. Duke fans crying about refs might be the most precious thing ever. Criminy. Don't you people…

2/1/14

Step away from the keyboard. The stupid is coming out of your fingers and only you can prevent it.

2/1/14

Your mom is an adequate replacement to a sex doll.

1/27/14

You know what sometimes helps with that? Adjusting the video quality to a higher setting, like maybe the 720p HD setting. True story.

1/23/14

Response to headline: damned right you will.

1/21/14

Looks like they forgot to plug those toilets in. Wait. What???

1/20/14

So I think maybe we'll start with Ryan Miller in Sochi, see what he can do. Yeah, hell on all that terrible D, but Jesus Quick. 5 hole is where you give that one up?

1/20/14

No, I don't take them too seriously. I don't even know how you get that saints and humanitarians business. I'm just looking for non-asshole. But, more of than not, when you hear galloping, see a mane an tail, and it nays, it's a horse, not a zebra.

1/19/14

Really? It was flinching bad to me. I watched it with my 11-year-old son. His commentary nailed it I thought: "what a jerk." I'm with you on the dislike of the formulaic "I'm just thankful for my teammates …" or whatever. Hate that just slightly less.

1/19/14

Wow, you must not have watched the interview. You don't need to smell a fella's junk to know he needs to be kicked in it. This guy, in 10 - 15 short seconds, made it impossibly clear that he is the sort of asshole that most assholes DREAM of being. If you did actually see this and concluded something else, you are…

1/19/14

great play. followed by douche factor of 11 x 2 — getting in the face of another player, and then going all "**I** am the best with Erin Andrews." Guy makes a hell of a play in a split second, hero that ends the game, and spends the next several seconds becoming the least likable person on the planet. You can't be…