subtle: you used a bullet to make the point, just like Aaron. Good shot ace.

Oh good, this is helpful because I've been busy and haven't had time to check. But there it is. Tortorella IS still the whiniest bitch in the history of whiney bitches. It's one of those trust but verify every now and again situations. You know Flames Fan, I know it's dated, but it's tried and true: just a little…

Wait, so there's no hooker in this story? That headline drew me in.

AGAIN with "ganked" ??? You're mocking now.

Isn't that the subtle genius of the backhanded non-apology? Allow me to translate, I speak backhanded double-speak fluently:

I used to like Kornheiser when he wrote for the Style page at the WaPo. I was young and it read clever to me. And I never could understand his love of Wilbon. Now I can't stand either one of this. This show is pretty terrible, but formulaic to similar models. Listen to Kornheiser on local DC radio and you'll want…

Seriously. If for NO other reason than in Nintendo RBI Baseball back in the day he was just a monster.

I read that initially as a "a spoon or a 4x4" which made it even funnier because I envisioned someone getting launched in a crosswalk by an SUV as "blunt" trauma.

I'm gonna go ahead and beg to differ here. That's like saying a paper cut or a cut from a very sharp knife doesn't hurt because they are so sharp. Sharp edges tend to make fine cuts (not pictured here perhaps, although hard to tell, that could well be the two edge cuts that the blood merged into what looks like one…

You're just taunting me at this point with this word.

I don't know what I did in the 90s. There was a lot of alcohol involved.

So, ummmm, "gank." That's gonna be a word now? Is it hipster, retro, or gangsta? I just need to update my files is all.

It's Howe-dy Doody time!

I'm gonna answer this question with what is sort of a question/calling of BS on the whole business — esp the part of "hey I've got two dongs so I can blow my load a lot more, 10 times in 5 hours, you know, because of 'plumbing' stuff" or whatever. So ok, let's just assume this isn't a fake and dude has two schlongs…

How is this not discussed yet? When he writes his name in the snow in pee, he can do so in shadow box lettering!!! Sick.

That's fantastic. Thanks. I would have sworn — and maybe it predates this interview which he leaves room for — that he gave another saying it's the greatest story that never happened. Which led me to search the googlewebs previously which is where I came up with I thought Bob said it never happened. So I looked a…

"Phew!" — Dan Snyder

I think the newlywed game thing never actually happened but was a spoof. But its still a great reference and the first thing I thought of too!!!!

I think the newlywed game thing never actually happened but was a spoof. But its still a great reference and the first thing I thought of too!!!!