He had to use Russell Wilson's name to get a table at 3:30 in the afternoon? Was it the Golden Coral next to Leisure World???

U mad bro?

Dude in lower right you caught just a second early or late. He had Rob Ford big eyes and I immediately knew we'd be seeing that one on the inter webs. I saw most of these and had that immediate reaction. Nice work here.

I love scared/startled people more than just about anything in terms of sheer entertainment. But I give him a ton of credit. I would have had a much more jumpy/code brown reaction than he had right there. I'm actually disappointed as I am less entertained.

Oh Chrissakes. Alright, I'll start trying to track down the Zoltar machine. AGAIN.

"On 11/15/2013 at a football game at McAdory High School, a sign was displayed that made reference to the "Trail of Tears" in which Native Americans were subjected to horrific atrocities. This was not condoned by the school administration, the Jefferson County Board of Education or the community."

Stay on whatever high perch of swill drinking you currently reside. Speaking on behalf all of bourbon Americans, no one wants your additional market demand on our beloved brown booze supply, nor your rube presence in our midst. So there.

Thanks Obama.

I like that he has a red neck version of Ed McMahon over there. YES! YOU are correct sir! But translated into neanderthal comes out, "GOT 'EM!" and "HOOOOOOOEEEEEYYY."

I'm not a violent person. Fat Albert is someone who if I saw and had the chance I would take a baseball bat to his knee. This guy literally collected tens of millions of dollars in guaranteed money and then actively tried not to be part of the team that made that possible. Easy answer is hell on the Skins for…

Honestly, fuck you running. As a Skins fan and season ticket holder, The Danny got what he deserved for making yet another stupid decision with his pal Vinny-no-experience-needed-as-a-GM-Cerrato on another fat contract on another dickbag of a player that anyone else was glad to get rid of and made no sense. I have…

IDIOTS! That is the largest black truffle I've ever seen which are, of course, in season. Get a damned proper razor, shave that over some fresh pasta without delay, and put the remnants in the eggs or in some risotto. Rookies.

So would the t-shirt (now outdated) "Cardinals Fans Like It In Their Pujols" make you giggle? Imagine it in sky blue t-shirt written in cardinals uni's lettering. With the logo. I have to confess it made me chuckle. I'm sorry for being a terrible person with a second grade sense of humor at times (sometimes it…

yeah, but sometimes that kettle is, in fact, a piece of shit, right?

Backward ass southerners.

So now he's that one-eye guy who took Bethany's arm. More mythical now.

It's gotta a good beat, I can dance to it ... I give it an 8.

That is a hand saw. Next to what is either a Geiger counter, a metal detector, or a metronome.

YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB.

Streisand Effect ya'll! I didn't read the story until you posted the local cinci media reaction. Angry stupid news people means good reading. I like this list with a few exceptions (seriously, Texas brisket, you can't find more virtues? Pro tip: IT'S THE JUICY FAT for fuck's sake!!!). But I really have to say…