Oh DAMN boy! They went all "Who?" on your ass! Take that "Deadspin," if that is in fact your real name. FACE.

Privately, his friends call him the Toyota of Head Coaches. And he likes it.

That beheading was completely justified and you know it. Go troll somewhere else.

I would take loans out to borrow a hundred grand to pay NOT to have to spend a day with this vapid, peroxided dick-weasel.

So when I read this headline, I read it as a Vandy kicker, last name of Charlie, sharted himself. And when I saw the gif, I thought, well how can you tell? He's behind the coach and wearing black pants. So I now know that "Charlie Brown" is being used as a verb here. Which is different, of course. So, Kicker Not Named…

scares the buhjeepies right out of me. I don't even know what to do. Advice? I'm currently leaning toward arming my azalea bushes while continuing to accept government cheese to strike a balance. Sweet spot, right?

I starred this and don't even know what those first two mean. Bourbon y'all!

Whatever DICK. We're not changing the goddamned name. EVER. — Dan Snyder

Well, to be fair, with all the rules changes and constant nanny state attacks on all our freedoms, it's hard to keep track of what you can and can't do anymore. This could definitely be viewed as one of those grey areas where know one knows what's allowed exactly anymore. Can I bring three ounces of fluids? Is a…

He's got one in each hand in the video. And that junk wagging is like one of those bobble-headish deals people have on their dashboards for reasons I've never understood. This didn't help with that either.

I listened to that for a solid minute. Splendid.

Jerruh is really starting to turn into creepy pedo grampa look, isn't he? Can't you just picture him in orange jump suit with cuffs, walking to arraignment? (Or whatever the thing you walk to is called when you are creepy grampa caught with pedo nakeds or something worse).

What am I not getting about the Bro-stache thing they're doing there with the eye black (quite badly, I might add). Is that supposed to be something I'm just not getting?

Those guys sit behind me. (thankfully not in front of me). I hate those fucking guys.

Alriiiighhttty then. Good talk.

you made me watch it a second time. and now I dislike this guy. Why did you do that?!

Thanks for linking. I think leaving this part of his quote out of this story was a little disingenuous. You don't have to like the unwritten rules, I don't like most of them in most sports, especially baseball. But the fact is, if you're judged showboating, especially as a greenhorn, there's probably going to be a…

Hmmm. Maybe switch to decaf??

I am impressed by this homer broadcast crew with the "I didn't even really think there's a penalty there ..." No? Locking the blade of your stick inside the knee of an opposing player from behind, you thought that was ok? Alrighty then. Boy you sure got nice seats for your first hockey game, right?

you are CORRECT, sir!