Is there a goal scored in this "sport" that ISN'T goofy????

What did he hit there, like some kind of old guy 11-wood? Hit a fucking iron like a damned man, it's a par 3 you bitch. Then maybe you don't hook like you need to score a fix. Chrissakes, THIS IS GOLF PEOPLE!!!!

I didn't know Suh had a kid at Texas. Seriously, that guy should never be allowed to play football again. NEVER. Go get a job sir. And watch this gif every day to remember why you can't play a game as your career.

One, the two had been going at each other all night. I don't think Lovejoy took at run at him as much as he didn't avoid the knee on knee. I don't like it, but it's not the worse I've ever seen either. You think Boudreau said, "Hey, next shift, if you could find him hooking around at the blue line and hit his knee…

Seriously, the guy behind the camera phone in line in the pisser is the fucking deviant here. That guy needs to be punched in the neck.

And why is that exactly? Roy was a hell of a goalie, probably one of the greatest. But he's now been coaching for just about a cup of coffee now. Boudreau has been coaching minors and in the NHL for the last 20 years after playing for 20 years (no where near the level of Roy, to be sure). Boudreau is a colorful…

Despite the announcers fawning all over Bernier's fighting, I'm not sure he actually connected on any of those swings. You'll forgive me if I sleep easy tonight not fearing French-Candian goalies. But hey, also let me know if there are any particular strains of chihuahuas I should be on the look out for. Those guys…

Wait, I don't get this??? Are the letters somewhere IN the cleavage that I can't see??

Glad to see this guy landed ok.

Am I the only one put off by what a self-important, aggrandizing douche nozzle Holloway comes off here? I'm not sympathizing with the kids who broke, stole, drank whatever'ed (but reading those tweets, yeesh, good luck future America), but take a step back here. I guess the Holloway Clan was off in Florida when…

+1. I starred it already, but I like what you did there and had to say so. A little Jiu Jitsu move or something.

I hate the headline because it's my team and it's accurate. I love the headline for using Mollywhopped. And I hate myself for loving it. I am Ike and Tina all in one.

You know what Drew? These lies have to stop. Why you have an axe to grind for The Danny I will never understand. The beers are $9.50, NOT $10. You owe an apology.

This guy agrees, saying in a more concise phrase that Brady combines #1 and #2.

Damn the stereotype. The quality of that video is just top shelf. Am I racist? I'm sorry and don't mean to be if I am. But seriously, best quality video you've seen in forever — with different angles too, right? — can't just be me.

What # is the English channel on FIOS please? I'd like to judge for myself whether it rules or not.

Arkansas.

This was exactly my thought, it sounds like he witnessed a crime and is describing the criminal to the police! Or he's a really big fan of Fletch (0:21).

Look at #68 there, just face down lifeless. Dude is planking 50 years before it became a thing. Well done 68, well done.

There it is. I knew it was there, just .... couldn't .... pull it together. Thank you. I'm ashamed of my slow-wittedness on this one.