If no grown man ever says "DOINK" again, it will be far too soon.

I don't know. I'm not sure dude in back left corner of the boat feels like this was easy. Go a little frame by frame at full screen at 0:34 and just watch that guy (the fish) open his mouth and where that fucking spear of a nose he has is pointing relative to where that guy is standing. 1000% chance that's a code…

I dunno. I usually think same — cue the "my twitter was hacked" BS standard crisis response that comes out inevitably. But I think I like this one better than most. I'm not excusing him or sayin' "all good man" but at least he goes full frontal and even apologizes for the denials and excuses made in the past. He…

Miller got whacked hard because he spilled out one urine test and diluted a second. He was covering up and has essentially admitted that. Its harsh but They always crush you when you try to cover it up.

While that sounds reasonable and I might agree it should be the case, I don't think it's, in fact, true. You think Fat Albert gets five games if that incident ends with him whiffing on the first stomp instead of connecting on the second? I don't. I don't think I'd call it getting credit for missing as it is the…

But based on Haynesworth's base salary at that time, that only amounted to $190k in lost pay. And I think it was a lot worse in that he stomped not once, but twice after missing the first time, caused a pretty bad cut and barely missing dude's eye I think. This penalty is almost double that for a swing and a miss. …

$350k + an undisclosed fine isn't enough? Are we sure? Yeah yeah yeah, helmet serious, near head, could have been very bad .... I get it. But that's more than a lot of people's houses cost. That's a lotta chicken.

Oh alright, I'll fall on the grenade. On behalf of The Whites, I am sorry to the world for this video.

Oh I know they hate me. I don't even mind. I'd probably hate me too if I were them. The place is actually called "La Bamba," you can make this up. Bright yellow — how have you missed this place?!

I made it to 1:55. No one can beat that, right? Of course you can not. I'm like some kind of a terrible video watching super hero.

I know Dagsboro, just drove through it over the weekend, and have a zillion times. It's the kind of place where if you don't live there, you only drive through it, because it's on the way to someplace else. It has a movie theater with one screen that is the prominent feature of the town. There is a diner. There is…

How is his ego inflated and how does he have a shitty personality? he's a 20 year old kid, how's he supposed to act? Everything Ive seen of him on and off the field has been remarkably level headed, especially given the spotlight. He got pissed at a pitcher who threw pretty damned close to his knee for taking him…

You can call Harper a bitch all you want. But you should probably also go ahead and sack up and admit that you feel that way because very talented young player who is not on whatever team you root for.

Thank goodness. I'm so tired of paying all this money to watch these damned guys go out there, do something they think is "good," and then show positive emotion about it. It's such bullshit. This is a precision competition. You carry out your role according to script, you succeed or fail, and you repeat. I've been…

I loved this. I don't follow soccer at all, but I love the sport. Sounds nuts, but really just a bandwidth issue. But I also love soccer bashing/mocking. Makes no sense but I find it hilarious. It's like liking fart jokes or something. Which means I have to post this. Feel free to kill me for it, but it always…

This. I'm sure minor league ticket sales to this ump's team surged after this performance. I get that some guys in the uni's can be huge d-bags about questioning things and you gotta keep control, but this fat kid was just waiting for a chance to take his ball and go home. This wasn't just a quick trigger, this was…

GIVE ME AN L!!! .....

What is ... swamp ass? **silent fist pump** Alex I'll take summer rashes for a thousand.

One obvious counter question: how do you justify putting a billion dollars of reno work into a building with no certainty of a long term lease for the property?

Yeah I'll concede that obviously made a lot more sense after I knew the answer (and I'm actually a huge hockey fan so that was sure a face palmer), but no, you are incorrect!