I admit couldn't have gotten any of those. But I might not have kept betting the house on that category like green shirt Timothy there. But that fella in the middle just kept setting him up to go back for more hurt like a dealer to a junkie.

+1 on olives. It's the only food I know of that, when left out on a table, one can walk in the room and is FORCED reflexively to say aloud, "OH DAMN, WHAT HAS SPOILED?!" Not a good sign. Not good at all.

"Like, right now until the end of August, Texas generally gets blasted with triple digit weather on the daily. So grass is brown, all of it."

you're probably right. I was raised Catholic and I'm mad as hell about this!

I don't know. The ones who had to finish the mass sitting next to the plops in the aisle might have minded. Just a bit anyway.

I like the guy who comes in toward the end of the skirmish wearing a batting helmet. I'm sure he's probably usually stationed somewhere where he might need that, but it makes me think about the spectators who go to golf tournaments wearing their golf spikes. Sure it's mostly because they are waterproof and walking…

Hand then shoulder. Back and to the left. Back and to the left.

Starred for using "son" in your response. This makes me happy. Your video is mis-titled, however. It should read "Steve Young Tries Several Times to Fall Down, Fails. Many Vikings Demonstrate in Effort to Teach Him." #somethingsomethingbookofmormanIdon'thaveit

Dammit! I hate it when I get to these videos and they've been pulled down or edited so the bad stuff is missing. Unfortunately the one I get linked to shows a golfer reacting in a perfectly reasonable and justifiable way. It was probably a pretty good meltdown before they took it down, right? Quick story though: …

I know what you did last Summer.

Love the handle. But come on, he appears to have been hit on the side of the knee cap. Not like he left over taking one to one to the "fat of the back." I think that just hurt like hell because it has to, no?

I saw this live (or in the replay) but the gif drives it home. Maybe it's an illusion of the angle, but Cano seems to be naturally about to avoid contact but then when he, I don't know, realized he might get hit, his dodge move seems to force him back into the line of fire. It's weird, I'm sure it's just a reflexive…

No, Chris is a big burlap bag of dicks who thinks o himself as some Grand Imperial HOA Overlord. This is why HOAs and their listservs are the worst. Also, Giacomo is totally banging Sally who, lets be honest, needs the outlet, what with being on her own with the girls, Bob's life and death drama, and Chris's…

"Also, I always get the symbols for male and female confused ..."

"People outside of Ohio (and certain parts of PA and WV) and people with access to the internet have no idea what they are missing out on ..."

Holy crap you're right. Look at the the wee pup Phil was when this was made in 1992.

I wonder if Berman will do back back back tonight? I've been listening but through four batters I don't think he's done it yet. That call is pure gold when he does it.

OK. Two things needs to be said here. First, that's a lot of damned words that set out to contradict one another. I hate nothing more than the writing mafia out here that are crazy critical of comma use or lack thereof (oh the horror!) or whatever other writing convention or literary horrors that exist. But holy…

2:12. That makes me like some kind of painful-ass-watching Superhero, right?

What are these major roads you speak of? The Dulles Toll Road? Yes, fewer lanes and more paid and designed choke points will absolutely make the commute in and out of an 90,000 seat football stadium run more smoothly. I'm pretty sure there's not a more major road in the area than the Beltway.